Thrashers @ Bruins

                                                                          April 2 

                                           Thrashers (33-32-12) at Bruins (43-23-11)

     We are going to win this one. Wanna know why????? Dustin Byfuglienenenendgosubonad loves man sausage. That is why we are going to win. But seriously, they do have a somewhat threating line up with the black Pillsbury dough boy (52 pts), Evander Kane (41 pts), Bryan Little (44 pts), and Andrew Ladd (55 pts). They also have some new ex-Bruins Mark Stuart (who isn’t a douche) and Blake Wheeler (who is a massive douche….. look I tried, literally I would try to cheer when this asshole got the puck and start liking him but the guy is like half a damn handy J ok… then he gets to Atlanta and starts sucking less, eat a bag of dicks Blake Wheeler) who know our system really well so could be dangerous, but I don’t expect too much. However, they did keep a slumping Flyers team at bay tonight and I must say I like Pavelec (even with his craptastic record if you don’t have anyone playing worth a damn in front of you, your record is going to suck) and Mason. 

Keys to the win 

     First and foremost, someone needs to give Michael Ryder AIDS. Yes, AIDS. Allow me to explain. Firstly, this gets his useless ass off the ice. Second, the team could use this to generate a ton of emotion “Ohhhh we need to win for Michael (does he even have a nickname)”, you get where I’m going. 

     Next, we just need to play our game, pissed and physical. Hell, Tyler Seguin is even getting in on it, and I am impressed by how much he has stepped his game up since being sat for a few games. Also, Kelly needs to stop trying to overplay his role. Tired of seeing the failed dekes and giveaways, get it to Peverly let him get the puck in and then you guys do your speedy stuff and score. Also, it would be fan damn tastic if someone would get Daniel Paille some skating lessons. The dude has his ass planted firmly on the ground more than a straight dude at a drag show.  Lastly, as Tuukka will probably be in net we need to really work in front of him to get his confidence up prior to playoffs. If, god forbid, Thomas does go down we are going to need a confident Rask in net. This means clearing Antropov’s big ass out from in front of the net, don’t give up dumb penalties so doughie can blast one timers at him, and back check hard (shouldn’t be a problem though really).

My prediction: Boston wins 4-2